Pirates!

So I'm on my way to England, when some doggon Pirates attack my ship. It was pretty cool actually. We had some fun playing with our swords. But I decided to board their ship during the attack. I don't really know why I did, besides the fact that their ship was practically overflowing with rum. But I'm their prisoner now, I won't be for long. I sent some letters back to Denmark. In those letters I told the king that I'd be coming and that I wanted his pardon *cough*not*cough*. So I'm sure he'll just love to see me again. Meanwhile I'm just gonna chill on this here boat with the pirates, I have no idea how I have Wi-Fi out here.