I just killed somebody

I might not very smart to put this on my blog seeing that it's homicide and that's not always the smartest thing to broadcast to the world. But since I am the prince of Denmark, I can do stuff like that and get away with it, suckers! anyway, that punk Polonius was spying on me when I was having a delightful little talk with my mother. Things got a little heated and I believe he thought I was trying to kill her, so he screamed help from behind my curtain, bad idea. I stuck that joker like a pun cushion, not taking the time to ask who it was. Turns out it was Polonius, so yea, I pretty much did the world a favor, your welcome. After the king asked about the whole ordeal and I told him wassup. He asked me where his body is and I told him he could follow his nose to the foul, stinking, decaying body. That just really pissed him off. So off I go to england.