chillin with the pirates

Wow, let me tell you, I've never tasted better rum in my life. It's truly amazing. You know these pirate guys actually aren't that bad. We've gotten to know each other very well over my captivity. I still can't wait to get back to my crib in Denmark and finally set things straight. It is a moment I cannot help but to long for. I imagine I'll probably make that date soon because I can only take so much of the sailor life. I have a terrible farmer's tan and I've gotten sea sick about 121239 times. But I will try to be patient and wait for the moment. I wonder how it all will turn out.